rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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