I hope mine doesn't look like that
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
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