Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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