seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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