508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
the raccoons are back...
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