Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
