my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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