My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Umm I'm too high to move.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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