dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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