so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
you will always have a special place in my vag
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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