Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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