the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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