I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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