We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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