So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
the raccoons are back...
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