if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
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This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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