Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
