Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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