Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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