Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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