Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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