The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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