hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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