I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
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I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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