should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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