two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
porn star boner night. come get it.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Enjoy the penises
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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