just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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