Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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