Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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