The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
there is glitter all over my balls
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