omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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