Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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