I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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