didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
It's Friday. Sex?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
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I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
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So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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