Only a mothe r could love this liver
He uses pillows to masturbate.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
