...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
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Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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