How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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