i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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