am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
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Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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