Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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