Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
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What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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