are you still at the devil's house?
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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