I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
if i can run in heels then i can drive
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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