yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I smell stomach acid.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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