I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
you will always have a special place in my vag
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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