Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
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new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
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If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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