Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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