Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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