I am puke
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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