in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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