At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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