so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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