dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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