I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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