Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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