It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
are you so shy because you have an std?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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