So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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